“There is never a good time to fall off your couch onto a martini glass and begin losing a dangerous amount of blood, but having this happen in the middle of a promising date is an especially bad time.”
0:10 → 1:08.3 (10s–68.3s)
skips 58.3s · timed on a 32:05.9 stream
Submitted Aug 19, 2026
31:05 → 32:05.9 (1865s–1925.9s)
skips 60.9s · timed on a 32:05.9 stream
Submitted Aug 19, 2026
Times accept seconds (91) or clock format (1:31).
